Saved my life.

A couple of days ago I bought this app, as a joke. I wanted to go down to the convenience store and buy some crying juice, so I got in my car and headed down there. On the way there I opened up this app and started tapping the cactus. I accidentally ran a red light and crashed straight into another car. I woke up in the hospital and a doctor said I had been in an accident and I had broken an arm and had a bad concussion. He said my family was driving up to see if I was alright. When they finally got there they opened the door. Got on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.

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